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WHAT THE HELL ????????

On my last Blog I wrote about what I thought was a comment on the present politically correct thinking of weak livered Canadians who continually bow down to imports. Specifically I thought I was referring to people from other countries and religions coming to Canada then, wanting to change Canada to the match what they left behind. Presumably they left there because they were not happy with their homeland.

When I finally got around to reading the replies, it appears that it sounded like I was trying to sell Christianity or christmas trees.

This is a feeble attempt to try to make my position VERY clear.

Long ago our forfathers came to North America they didn't like the people they found here and the way they did things SO they took it away from them and established their rules and religions which prevailed for a long time. Now others show up here and decide that what they see is wrong and want to change it to their liking.

The politically correct morons then decide that these imports are so important that we should all change to accomodate them.

Therefore my point is If you don't like what they are DEMANDING from you then don't buy the products they are selling. Buy from the people who you agree with.

CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID

If you went to an other country and wanted to buy a souvenir of the country, would you be one made in China? Probably not, at least I wouldn't.

So that brings me to the subject.

On sunday we went to visit Ellen & Roy, Dianne & Wayne were there also. The conversation got around to the School Principle in Lakefield saying at Christmas time, that there would be NO Christmas party, it could be a "Holiday party" because of the latest thing about offending other religions. Apparently people got up in arms, figuratively speaking, they didn''t actually get out their hidden GUNS though. The end results were that the Principle was apparently fired as a result and in my humbled opinion, which I seldom express, RIGHTLY SO!!!!

Afterwards I started to ponder, I went Ponder Ponder Ponder a whole bunch of times, then I thought of Sihks being able to wear their turbans and knives because it it a religious right and I thought of Muslems wearing Bhurkas because it is their religious right and I thought of christians not being able to mention Christ or Jesus or Christmas or Christmas Tree etc. etc. because it will offend other religions. I then thought "christians" are STUPID and do not have the right to complain about being surpressed for the sake of other other religions. WHY NOT you say???

Fortunately for you I am here to tell you why not.

The other religious moan, bitch and complain that they shouldn't be exposed to Christianity because it offends their dignity or some gawdamn thing and governments bow down. Christians complain and the government calls them bigots, and "christians" go in a back room and complain.

THEN Christmas or Easter or Thanksgiving rolls around and "christians" rush to the Malls and Plasas and Variety Stores etc. to buy presents from the other religions who are selling "christian" gifts BUT are not offended by the "christian" money.

"CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID"

SAP

No, not Homee dad, the stuff from maple trees. We are at K&W boiling SAP. While waiting I thought it about time I got some senior abuse so I checked my blog. There it was a message from Homee dad, trying to stop me from wandering, but it made me wander about his memory. As most of you know, I made comment some time ago about removing the carpet from our bedroom. Homee dad apparently missed it because in his caustic comments to my last blog, he asked IF I HAD REMOVED IT YET. This made me wUnder if the real reason he offered to take me to the ACC was so that HE didn't get lost in Toronto. Realistically HE KNOWS that the leaf and he can only dream about winning the cup.

I noticed in Stephs comments that it will soon be time for the shareholders of mercury factories to start injecting into it into Kaden.

Well I am going out to check the sap conditions now plus I can't think of any thing to Grype about today so I am out of it.

Home at last

This is the final day at WDW, we packed up and left the next day with tornado warnings on TV once again. They have been frequent this year which makes snow a little more attractive.

We drove north to a KOA near Atlanta where we usually stop at when heading north. The next day to Florence KY, in a Super 8 where it was around Freezing outside,( tornado warnings don't seem like a big deal now that cold is coming) and next day got home at around 6.30PM. The driveway was clear and parking was easy, everything is good, That was Sunday and not TOO bad, and we missed the tornadoes.

Monday the bloody wind and drifting snow started and something went wrong with our thermometer because it's reading ridiculously cold numbers outside. On 400 cars and trucks are crashing into each other, roads are closed, people can't go any place because of drifting snow. Tuesday we have to go to base borden, 400 is still closed so we have to use back roads. It's as cold as a whore's heart, my truck is dirty, I'm freezing and wearing a ton of clothes. (tornado warnings don't seem so bad any more)

This is a week later, I'm now getting used to misery because it isn't quite as cold (I guess) but my truck is still dirty, the roads are rough and dirty, the sun hardly ever shines here while I know it is in WDW .

On the plus side I am back to eating real food instead of Good old U.S. cardboard food from which they first remove the taste, and I don't hear every day the constant brain washing about how great America is, which by the way means USA not the rest of North America..... Huh?

The truth is I am happy to be back in CANADA the best country in the world EH!!

more information

Instead of going to the parks for the last few days because it is a holiday down here, we have been traveling around on the buses and boats.

Today is Carol's birthday so we went for birthday supper. Apparently the U.S. has made this a national holiday.

computer curses

Once again these devil inventions are haunting us, this time it is the pocketmail machine (computer).

When Mrs. Gryper tried to send and receive some messages the @@#$$%%^&& thing quit working SO until she can consult with the company things will grind to a halt. As I have said many times before, The computer made a mistake.

Profound Message from Florida

We have been struggling with this thing to get a message to all of you. Vicki left about half hour ago.

This is coming to you through Dick's cell phone assuming that it actually works. There is much conversation surrounding me as I try to type.

It appears that V & L had a great time here seeing all the theme parks and meeting many Disney Characters.

I'm not convinced that this will work SO this is as far as I am going with it.

Profound Message from Florida

We have been struggling with this thing to get a message to all of you. Vicki left about half hour ago.

This is coming to you through Dick's cell phone assuming that it actually works. There is much conversation surrounding me as I try to type.

It appears that V & L had a great time here seeing all the theme parks and meeting many Disney Characters.

I'm not convinced that this will work SO this is as far as I am going with it.

Test

Test ... Test .. I've switched Gryper to the new Blogger .... wait for the fun posts!!

SCREWED BY COMPUTER AGAIN

The story below is undoubtably published in the wrong order, it is not my fault.

THE COMPUTER MADE A MISTAKE.

computer interupts the story

Now the godamn computer is not happy. we met siblings etc for supper. Out comes the camera low batteries, pictures later camera is on strike. I said DARN or something like that and put it away. Audrey said "just like your brother".

At home I dutifully charged the batteries while mentally preparing myself ( which is correct use of the word myself) for returning the camera and the VCR to the stores from which they came. As 10a.m. approached I decided to try the camera and batteries again, the bloody thing works and has continued to work. GO FIGGER!!!!

SO we return the VCR, the nice man at the return says you have had it more than 30 days, our computer will not let me override it so you must contact the manufacturer. I said DARN, but the manager must be able to do some thing, the nice man calls the manager who says the computer can't be overidden, I said DARN.

Monday I phoned JVC and told their nice man my sad story and he said OK we will send youa new one and you send us the brokeback VCR back. BUT first you must go to your FAX machine and get it to send us a copy of the invoice. SO Mrsgryper spoke to the FAX and presumably we will get another VCR which will quite in 2 months and we will start again

forgot how to type

I was resently unjustly accused of forgetting how to type which is not true. First I didn't know how in the first place and second, as the name says I had run out of things to grpye about, SO to the guy who made the accusation, you did a damn lousy job when you helped put down the carpet in our bedroom because we had to take it up yesterday because it is worn out already and it appears it was causing some breathing problems for me. Another thing, It didn't sink in until you left here after the wedding, your comment about the kitchen table, NO it isn't a new one so just be careful cause you might inherit it some day.

More Grypes

This electronic operated world we now live in is enoegh to make a preacher sware. I have better similies but better not use them.

So in Sept we bought a new VCR, in Oct. we return it cause it won't work, in Dec. it won't work. Then we finally decide to get a Canon digital camera for $275.00 which turns out to be $480 with the toys you need. We already had rechargable batteries and charger so we didn't buy the charger and batteries. We went home with the $275.00 camera which cost $480.00 charged the batteries and tried to use the camera. Is the camera satisfied? NO it doesn't like the batteries we have, but it will accept the on that it was used to useing but won't last very long.
SO back to the store for a new charger and batteries, now the $275.00 camera cost $510.00 or something like that. We dutifully follow the charging instructions then try the camera. Is the camera happy? NO, you have low batteries it claims. SO we recharge the batteries not once but several times, finally the camera is happy. SO we went camera in hand to Peterborough where

Nick's luck and York Porks

Today I had to meet Nick, who was delivering a BMW to a house in Kingcross Estates near King City. It is a very exclusive upper class area. I was coming up from Scarborough in the Tran-sport which does not appear like a vehicle that would be in this location. The owner would not be at home but we were to leave the car in front of the garage, leave the key in the car and lock the door.

I arrived at the house ahead of Nick and drove in the driveway which is back in off the street, it is a long driveway and the house is partially visible from the neighbour. I sat in the driveway for a short time but was uncomfortable about how things looked so I moved back out onto the street to wait for Nick to arrive, a couple of cars drove past while I was waiting. About 10 or 15 minutes later Nick arrived and went up the driveway. After a minute or so I decided to drive back in to see why he was taking so long. When I got to the house, he was still trying to lock the car but those rediculous BMS's won't allow you to lock the door without the key. We tried various ways to no avail. I was now thinking that with Nick's luck and cops we might have a problem if the neighbourhood watch thing kicks in, and since Nick is a favourite target of York Pork, they would undoubtedly use their rubber hoses on Nick and on me for associating with him. After all, even reasonable people would find our story hard to believe.

We considered opening the back door then lock the front door and throw the key on the front seat then close the door. BUT what do we do if that sets the alarm off because now we can' t open the door to stop it. I said to Nick if we stay here much longer we could be in trouble.

We finally decided that we would lock the door then put the key under a pumpkin which was near the front door of the house then we would get John to call the owner and tell him where the key was hidden so we did.

Fortunately I had parked the Transport facing outward so we didn't have to waste time turning around to leave. After putting the key under the pumpkin we drove down the driveway and Nick phoned John who was not there so he told T.J. to tell John to call the owner and tell him where the key was. When we reached the end of the driveway we turned left and drove up the street the same way that we had come in and headed back home.

THE END

We are coming along quite well with Devon's apt, got all the plumbing roughed in and will soon have the wiring finished.
Devon and Scott insulated the walls this week.

This weekend we hope to get the drywall in, or must of it.

Fortunately for us Devon doesn't want a hot tub. (just kidding, Homee Dad)

Got to go and get started. ( not on the hot tub)

Is This Canadian Mentality

This weekend a group of 10 Korean tourists in a van with 7 seat belts drove in front of a
transport truck, many were injured some were killed including a small child, which is important to emphasis.

The reporters, the man on the street intreviews, the police and McGuinty's ( for cam's benefit) highway minister weren't too concerned about the fact that the driver of the van drove into the path of the transport and caused the collision but were concerned that there were more people in the van than seat belts, and all thought that the law must be changed, presumably so that only 7 people would be involved in the collision, Then things would be OK.

McGuinty is on record as saying regarding using a well phone while driving shouldn't have to be stopped, people should use good judgement. I guess that good judgement doesn't apply in the above.

Today I received a message from Homee Dad, in it he claimed that I, of all people, admitted that Nick had outsmarted me. I appogize if I created that impression. I was mearly trying to point out that Nick couldn't follow instructions, no matter how specific they are. Based on some minor technicalities he jumped to the conclusion that I had faked a letter. He apparently, having had so much involvement with police now thinks like them. I hope that clears up the matter and clears my good name so that I can sleep tonight.

The preceding message was done from memory of a literary masterpiece which I wrote last week and somehow sucessfully lost sending instead a blank message which 4, count them 4 people commented on, imagine four commenting on nothing.

Curses foiled again by Nick.

Nick received a confidential letter some time in the week of Oct. 2-6, it had very clear instructions from Staff Sgt. Genevieve Gauthier, a recruiting officer Canada National Defence (Me) to call a specific secure phone number in the AM of Oct10/06 regarding his sexual preferrences. The letter was quite clear on the subject.

On Oct. 10/06, Staff Sgt. Genevieve Gauthier (me) waited forhis call, taking time out of a busy schedule. At aproximately 11:40am the postman arrived with a letter at Mrgryper's house. Mrgryper being a very wise man looked at the front of the envelope and immediately knew that Nick had no intention of calling the phone number given to him. I looked at the letter and he accused me of having written a fake letter. He based his thoughts on some flimsey logic.

I was of course quite offended by his accusations and immediately phoned him telling him that I had no idea what his letter was about. Following is his explaination of why he suspected me.

1. He didn't live at this address when he applied to join the army.
2. The government doesn't use white envelopes.
3. It is illegal to ask about sexual preferrences.

All very weak reasons to base his accusations on. The fact is the envelope and the letter head were right out the National Defence web site and I personally witnessed it being down loaded

Naturally I was disturbed by his insinuation that I would stoop to such trickery and I told him so. It was bad enough that he made such wild accusations, but Staff Sgt Genevieve Gauthier (me) sat in all morning with Mrsgryper's cell phone waiting for his call, a call that never came and finding out by mail was just too much to bear.

woe is me.